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Senile
Feeling nostalgic, the 75 year old man drove with his wife to the nursery school where they'd first met. Outside, they stood before the old oak tree where they had carved their initials inside a heart; they peeked into the window at the corner where he'd stolen his first playful kiss from his future bride.
As they drove home, they found themselves behind an armored car. When the Brinks truck hit a huge pothole, a canvas bag dropped out, and the couple stopped to retrieve it.
"My God," said Mrs. Thomas, looking inside "there must be half a million dollars in here." Very honest, Mr. Thomas said, "Maisie...we must give it back!" "Like hell we will." she snapped, and they drove home.
The next day two insurance agents came to their door. "We're talking to all the people in the neighborhood," said one, "to see if they found a bag with money in it."
"No!" said Maisie.
"Yes." replied her guilt-ridden husband.
Maisie fired him a whithering glance, then said to the agents, "You'll have to forgive my husband....he's senile."
"No, I'm not," he insisted, holding the agents with a steady gaze.
"Maisie and I were driving home from nursery school and---"
"Come on," said the agent to his associate, "lets go to the next house."
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