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3 MEN
God assembled three of the world's most powerful men, and sat them down for a good God-to-powerful men talk...
Bill Clinton, Boris Yeltsin and Bill Gates shivered in anticipation.
God let them know that he was totally pissed at the way the human race was doing things, and would destroy the world in two weeks. With a wave of his hand, he sent them back to Earth.
Bill Clinton assembled the Cabinet. "I have good news and bad news," said Clinton. "The good news is that there is a God. The bad news is that he's really pissed and will destroy the world in two weeks."
Boris Yeltsin faced the Russian Parliament. "Comrades, I have bad news and worse news. The bad news is that despite all our propoganda, there IS a God. The worse news is that he will destroy the world in two weeks."
Bill Gates gathered his Board of Directors. "Guys, I have good news and better news," he said smiling. "The good news is that God considers me one of the three most powerful men on Earth. The better news is that we won't have to fix Windows 95."
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