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The Lord's Prayer in Ebonics
EBONICS * ENGLISH
Big Daddy's Rap * The Lord's Prayer
Yo, Bid Daddy upstairs, * Our Father , who art in heaven
You be chillin * Hallowed be thy name
So be yo hood * Thy Kingdom come
You be sayin' it, I be doin' it * Thy will be done
In this here hood and yo's * On earth as it is in heaven
Gimme some eats * Give us this day our daily bread
And cut me some slack, Blood * And forgive us our trespasses
Sos I be doin' it to dem dat * As we forgive those who trespasses
diss me * against us
don't be pushing me into no jive * And lead us not into temptation
and keep dem Crips away * But deliver us from evil
'Cause you always be da Man * For thine is the Kingdom, the power
Aaa-men * Amen
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Three couples, an elderly couple, a middle aged couple and a young newlywedcouple wanted to join a church. The pastor says, "We have special requirements for new parishioners. You must abstain from having sex for two weeks." The couples agreed and came back at the end of two weeks.
Two weeks later, the pastor goes to the elderly couple and asks, "Were you able to abstain from sex for the two weeks?" The old man replies, "No problem at all, Pastor." "Congratulations! Welcome to the church." said the pastor.
The pastor goes to the middle aged couple and asks, "Well, were you able to abstain from sex for the two weeks?" The man replied, "The first week was not too bad. The second week I had to sleep on the couch for a couple of nights but, yes we made it." "Congratulations! Welcome to the church." said the pastor.
The pastor then goes to the newlywed couple and asks, 'Well, were you able to abstain from sex for two weeks?" "Well Pastor, we were not able to go without sex for the two weeks" the young man replied. "What Happened?" inquired the pastor. "My wife was reaching for a can of corn on the top shelf and dropped it. When she bent over to pick it up, I was over come with lust and took advantage of her right there."
"You understand of course, this means you will not be welcome in church." Stated the pastor. "That's OK." Said the young man, "We're not welcome at Safeway anymore either."
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