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HUMOR: SUMMER CLASSES FOR MEN AND WOMEN
THE LEARNING ANNEX
SUMMER CLASSES FOR MEN AND WOMEN
All male classes are prepared and presented by females only.
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SEMINARS FOR MALES
1. Combating Stupidity
2. You, Too, Can Do Housework
3. PMS -- Learn When To Keep Your Mouth Shut
4. How To Fill An Ice Tray
5. We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings For Christmas -- Give Us Money
6. Understanding The Female Response To Your Coming Home Drunk At 4:00AM
7. Wonderful Laundry Techniques (Formerly Titled "Don't Wash My Underwear")
8. Parenting -- No, It Doesn't End With Conception
9. Get A Life -- Learn To Cook
10. How Not To Act Like A Jerk When You're Obviously Wrong
11. Spelling -- Even When You Can Get It Right
12. Understanding Your Financial Incompetence
13. You -- The Weaker Sex
14. Reasons To Give Flowers
15. How To Stay Awake After Sex
16. Why It Is Unacceptable To Relieve Yourself Anywhere But The Bathroom
17. Garbage -- Getting It To The Curb
18. You Can Fall Asleep Without "It" If You Really Try
19. The Morning Dilemma If "It's" Awake, Take A Shower
20. How To Put The Toilet Lid Down (Formerly "No, It's Not A Bidet")
21. "The Weekend" And "Sports" Are Not Synonyms
22. How To Go Shopping With Your Mate And Not Get Lost
23. The Remote Control -- Overcoming Your Dependency
24. Romanticism - Ideas Other Than Sex
25. Helpful Postural Hints For Couch Potatoes
26. Mother-In-Laws -- They Are People Too
27. Male Bonding -- Leaving Your Friends At Home
28. You Too Can Be A Designated Driver
29. Seeing The True You (Formerly "No, You Don't Look Like Mel Gibson, Especially When Naked!")
30. Changing Your Underwear -- It Really Works
31. Fluffing The Blankets After Flatulating Is Not Necessary
32. Techniques For Calling Home
All female classes are prepared and presented by males only.
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SEMINARS FOR WOMEN
1. "Are You Ready To Leave?" -- Definition Of The Word "Yes"
2. Appropriate Rhetorical Questions (Formerly "Honey, Do I Look Fat?")
3. Elementary Map Reading
4. Crying and Law Enforcement
5. Advanced Math Seminar -- Programming Your VCR
6. You Can Go Shopping For Less Than 4 Hours
7. Gaining Five Pounds Vs. The End Of The World: A Study In Contrast
8. The Seven-Outfit Week
9. PMS -- It's YOUR Problem, Not Mine (Was: It's Happened Monthly Since Puberty -- Deal With It)
10. Driving 101: Getting Past Automatic Transmission
11. Driving 102: The Meaning Of Blinking Red Lights
12. Driving 301: Approximating A Constant Speed
13. Driving 401: Makeup And Driving -- It's As Simple As Oil And Water
14. The Super Bowl: Not A Game -- A Sacrament
15. Telephone Translations (Was: "Me Too" Equals "I Love You")
16. How To Earn Your Own Money
17. Giftgiving Fundamentals (Was: Fabric Bad, Electronics Good)
18. Putting The Seat Down By Yourself: Potential Energy Is On Your Side
19. Know When To Say When: The Limits Of Makeup
20. Beyond "Clean And Dirty": The Nuances Of Wearable Laundry
21. We Forget Birthdays, You Forget Sports Stats: LET'S LET IT DROP
22. MYOB: Proper Response To Other Couple's Public Arguments
23. Yes, You Can Buy Condoms (Was: We Learned To Deal With The Embarassment)
24. Joys Of The Remote Control: Reaping The Benefits Fo 50+ Channels
25. What Goes Around Comes Around -- Why His Credit Card Is Not A Toy
26. His Poker Games: Deal Yourself Out
27. Committment Schmittment (Was: Wedlock Schmedlock)
28. "To Honor And Obey": Remembering The Small Print Above "I Do"
29. Why Your Mother Is Unwelcome In The House
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