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Praise the Lord
The other day I went to the local religious book store, where I saw a "HONK IF YOU LOVE JESUS" bumper sticker. I bought it and put it on the back bumper of my car, and I'm really glad I did. What an uplifting experience followed!
I was stopped at a light at a busy intersection, just lost in the lord, and didn't notice that the light had changed. That bumper sticker really worked! I found lots of people hwo love Jesus.
Why the guy behind me started to honk like crazy. He must REALLY love the lord because pretty soon, he leaned out his window and yelled "JESUS CHRIST!" as loud as he could. It was like a football game with him shouting, "GO JESUS CHRIST GO!"
Everyone else started honking too, so I leaned out my window and waved and smiled to all those loving people. There must have been a guy from Florida back there because I could hear him yelling something about a "sunny beach", and saw him waving in a funny way with his middle finger stuck up in the air. I asked my two kids what that meant. They squirmed, looked at each other, giggled and told me that it was the Hawaiian good luck sign so I leaned out the window and gave him the good luck sign back.
Several cars behing, a very nice black man stepped out of his car and yelled somehting. I couldn't hear him very well, but it sounded like, "Mother trucker," or mothers from there. Maybe he was from Florida too.
He must REALLY love the lord.
A couple of people were so caught up in the joy of the momment that they got out of their cars and were walking toward me. I bet they wanted to pray, but just then I noticed the light changed to yellow, and I stepped on the gas. And a good think I did, because I was the only driver to get across the intersection. I looked back at then standing there. I leaned way out the window, gave them a big smile and held up the Hawaiian good luck sign as I drove away.
Praise the lord for such wonderful folks!
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