"Joke of the Day" Page

(well, every day that I HEAR a good joke --why not send one?)

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You Know You're Getting Old When...

Everything hurts and what doesn't hurt doesn't work.

Your knees buckle, but your belt won't.

You sit down in a rocking chair and can't get it started.

You regret all those times you resisted temptation.

You order Geritol-on-the-rocks at the local bar.

You think gay means, "happy, lively, and vivacious."

You look forward to spending a quiet evening at home.

Your back goes out more often than you do.

You know all the answers, but no one asks you the questions.

The last president you enjoyed voting for was Dwight D. Eisenhower.

You turned 39 before Jack Benny.

Your little black book only has names ending in MD.

You need oxygen after blowing out your birthday candles.

Your mind makes agreements your body can't keep.

You finally get it all together and can't remember where you put it.

You start having bran flakes and prune juice for breakfast.

You remember today that your birthday was yesterday.

You get worn-out dialing long distance.

You buy an Easy-rider to hang your clothes on.

You have more hair on your body than on your head.

You just can't seem to get around to procrastinating.

Your favorite newspaper column is "25 Years Ago Today."

You don't need an alarm clock to get up at 5 AM.

Your pharmacy bill is more than your grocery bill.

You receive a Senior Citizens' discount without asking for it.

You can't see what you weigh without bending over.

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