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A guy, a pig, and a dog are the survivors of a terrible shipwreck, and they find themselves
stranded on a desert island. After being there awhile, they get into a ritual of going to the beach
every evening to watch the sun go down. One particular evening the sky was red with beautiful
cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle - a perfect night for romance!
Well, that pig started looking better and better and pretty soon the guy rolled toward the pig and
put his arm around it. The dog was not very happy with this and growled fiercely at the guy,
until he removed his arm from the pig. They continued to enjoy the sunsets together, but no more
cuddling.
A few weeks passed by, and lo and behold, there was another shipwreck. The only survivor
was a beautiful young woman. She was in a pretty bad way when they rescued her and they
slowly nursed her back to good health. When she was well enough they introduced her to their
evening beach ritual. It was another beautiful evening, red sky, cirrus clouds, warm gentle
breeze, and the guy started getting 'those' ideas again, so he leaned over toward the
girl and said,
"Um..would you mind taking the dog for a walk?"
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