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THESE ARE ACTUAL EXCUSE NOTES FROM PARENTS ( INCLUDING ORIGINAL SPELLING ) COLLECTED BY NISHEETH PAREKH, UNIVERSITY OF TEXAS MEDICAL BRANCH, GALVESTON.
- My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today, Please execute him.
- Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32 and also 33.
- Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She as sick and I had her shot.
- Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating.
- Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.
- John has been absent because he has two teeth taken out of his face.
- Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part.
- Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins.
- Chris will not be in school today cus he has an acre in his side.
- Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.
- Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday. He has diahredyreadirethe the shits.
- Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. he had dirrhea his boots leak.
- Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.
- Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault.
- I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because don't know what size she wear.
- Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday.
- Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral.
- My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend with the Marines.
- Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well.
- Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.
- Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover.
- Please excuse Burma, she has been sick and under the doctor.
- Mayrann was absent December 11-16 because she had a fever, sore throat, headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever and sore throat, her brother has a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn't the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be something going around, her father even got hot last night.
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