"Joke of the Day" Page

(well, every day that I HEAR a good joke --why not send one?)

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THINGS TO DO WHILE WAITING TO CONNECT TO AOL

Your 1996 taxes

Complete your BA degree

Watch your hair grow

Finally clean your keyboard

Count the tiles on the ceiling 200 times

Think about commercials you saw during the Super Bowl

Scribble I HAVE NO LIFE on a notepad

Read War and Peace, and write a book report on it

Contemplate the meaning of a General Protection Fault

Watch your AOL stocks decrease in value

Become mezmerized by your screen saver

Organize your desk

Spend "Quality Time" with your hard drive

Plan secret mission involving AOL headquarters and several rolls of toilet paper.

Try to remember the words to the pledge of allegiance

Listen to the radio

Contemplate the meaning of the word "unlimited"

Clip your toenails

GET DRUNK

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Th-TH-Th-Thats all FOLKS! Come back tomorrow for more fun!