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The Parrot
A newlywed couple had a parrot for their pet and like most parrots, it repeated the phrase heard most often around the house. In this case, the parrot always squawked, "Let's make love; let's make love!"
Now for the longest time the couple thought it was kinda cute...until the parrot blurted it out one evening when the husband's boss was over for dinner.
The next day the couple was walking thru town and ran into their minister and explained their predicament to him. He told them that he also had a parrot, one who always repeated the favorite phrase around the house, "Let us pray; let us pray". The minister suggested that the couple bring their parrot over to his house the next day and they leave the two birds together for awhile.
The next afternoon, the couple shows up at the minister's house with their bird and they left him in the study with the minister's bird, then left the house to attend a matinee. Returning at the end of the afternoon, they all walked into the study to see the couple's parrot sitting on his perch. He cocked his head at them and squawked, "Let's make love; let's make love".
The couple was obviously dismayed that the plan didn't work. Everyone looked over to the other bird's perch...only to find it empty! A thorough search of the room revealed the minister's parrot lying in a corner, all crumpled, feathers askew. The parrot looked up at the people and squawked, "My prayers have been answered; my prayers have been answered!"
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