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The Job Interview
Three men go for a job interview. The manager conducting the interviews happens to have no ears!!! The first man goes in....and the manager says: "We are looking for someone who pays attention to detail and has a keen sense of observation....what do you observe about me? "
The man looks at him and says: "well that's easy! You have no damn ears!"
The manager gets upset and starts yelling " Get out! I'll never hire you!"
The second man goes in....and the manager says: "We are looking for someone who pays attention to detail and has a keen sense of observation....what do you observe about me? "
The second man thinks he's got the job when he says :" You have no ears!!!!"
The manager gets upset and starts yelling " Get out! I'll never hire you!"
When the second man goes out of the office he tells the third man: "Listen....the guy in there is nuts....he has no ears and he's very sensitive about that...so don't mention it..." The third man thanks him and goes in for his interview.
Again the manager says: "We are looking for someone who pays attention to detail and has a keen sense of observation....what do you observe about me? "
The third man looks at him for a moment and says: "You wear contact lenses...."
The manager is now thrilled and tells the man: "That's fantastic...you are hired...but tell me....how did you observe that?"
The third man says:" Oh it's easy....you couldn't be wearing glasses cause you have no damn ears !!!!"
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